The whole clique of Cruchot's police station is retired. Now he lives with his rich wife in her castle - and is bored almost to death. He fights with the butler, because he isn't even allowed to do the simple works. But when one of the clique suffers from amnesia after an accident, all of the others reunite and kidnap him, to take him on a tour to their old working places and through their memories. In their old uniforms they turn St. Tropez upside down.

Sergeant Cruchot and his faithful comrades have been sent to the International Congress of Gendarmerie in N.Y.

In this Frenco-Italian gangster parody, a shop keeper on his way to an Italian holiday suffers a crash which totals his car. The culprit can only compensate his ruined trip by driving an American friends car from Napels to Bordeaux, but as it happens to be filled with such contraband as stolen money, jewelry and drugs, the involuntary and unwitting companions in crime soon attract all but recreational attention from the "milieu".

The bungling inspector Cruchot finds himself trying to save the residents of St. Tropez from some oil-drinking humanoid aliens. The only way to tell the aliens from the real people, besides their constant thirst for oil-products, is that they sound like empty garbage cans when you touch them. Chaos is ahead.

Cruchot's police office moves into a new building. They do not only get high tech equipment, but also four young female police officers to educate. All of them scramble to work with them -- and cause pure chaos while being distracted by the fine ladies. Then they get into real trouble when one after the other of their female colleagues is kidnapped.

Det kriminella geniet Fantomas, mannen med tusen ansikten, har retat upp sej på en fejkad intervju som skrivits av journalisten Fandor. Fantomas kidnappar Fandor och hotar med att döda honom, men först efter att ha iscensatt ett brott där Fandor framstår som brottslingen. Tätt i hälarna finns dock kommissarie Juve, så Fantomas begår ännu ett brott, denna gång förklädd till Juve. Fandor och hans flickvän, Hélène, slår sig samman med Juve för att överlista Fantomas. Men vem kontrollerar egentligen vem?

Léonard Monestier owns a large fortune, alas his wife Cynthia made a bad investment in a worthless oil concession. Far from letting this get him down, Léonard decides to find a sucker to buy this concession from him. Right on cue appears Antoine Brévin, a befuddled billionaire who is very interested in Léonard's beautiful daughter Patricia and would do anything to win her hand...

Charles Duchemin, a well-known gourmet and publisher of a famous restaurant guide, is waging a war against fast food entrepreneur Tri- catel to save the French art of cooking. After having agreed to appear on a talk show to show his skills in naming food and wine by taste, he is confronted with two disasters: his son wants to become a clown rather than a restaurant tester and he, the famous Charles Duchemin, has lost his taste!

Den girige Don Salluste kuskar runt den andalusiska landsbygden och driver in skatter från de fattiga bönderna åt den spanske kungen. Han är lika hatad av folket som av den unga drottningen, och när hon äntligen får honom avsatt har Salluste inga vänner kvar. Hans godhjärtade betjänt Blaze däremot gör en klassresa åt motsatt håll när han råkar avslöja en komplott mot tronen och snart har hovets nye gunstling en kärlekskrank drottning efter sig. I exil smider den sluge Salluste på en djävulsk plan, men han är inte den enda som är ute efter hämnd.

Fantomas är tillbaka. Nu utpressar han världens rikaste män och i en motattack försöker de locka honom till sig, genom att samlas på ett slott i Skottland. Dit bjuder man också kommissarie Juve, journalisten Fangor och hans flickvän Hélène. Kampen kan börja...

Two unlikely companions must smuggle four suitcases filled with contraband pork across Nazi-occupied Paris.

Efter en trafikolycka blir direktören Victor Pivert inblandad i en kidnappingsaffär. Den kidnappade lyckas fly och tar Victor som gisslan, men för att inte bli dödade tvingas paret stjäla både kläder och identiteter från två kända rabbiner. Jagade av terrorister, polis och de riktiga rabbinerna, skruvas farskarusellen upp rejält.

Three friends who have been fired from the company where they worked and are demoralized because of their unemployment status. In these circumstances, they meet to undertake the plan that mentions the title but there is a problem: the car with which they would travel has broken down and the crane must wait.

In this comedy, a run-down hotel drums up customers by sabotaging passing cars. The stuck motorists are then obliged to stay. Unfortunately, one of the sabotaged cars belongs to a bank robber. The hotel staff wants the robber out, but they also want to keep his ill-gotten money.

The small Norman village of Allouville is proud of its thousand-year-old oak tree. But one day, a project of enlargement threatens the tree. The deputy Charles Crétois was keen on this project, which allowed him to continue the speculation he had been indulging in on certain lands. He is supported by the mayor of Allouville to whom he promised the Legion of Honor. But the whole village protests: they want to save the oak tree.

Old Surehand kommer till en liten småstad i vilda västern för att få reda på vad som hänt hans mördade bror. Väl där möter han stans mäktigaste man Dick Edwards som styr staden med järnhand, samtidigt är han chef för en banditliga som vill åt indianernas land, och är beredd att starta krig för det.

The frozen body of Paul Fournier is discovered in Greenland where he had disappeared during a scientific expedition in 1905. Perfectly conserved he is brought back to life in the 1960s. His descendants take care of him: to spare him the cultural shock they behave so to make believe it's 1905 and they are his cousins, uncle...

The Saint-Tropez police launch a major offensive against dangerous drivers. Marechal Cruchot (Louis de Funès) relishes the assignment, which he pursues with a manic zeal. Cruchot is after an offending driver, who turns out to be Josépha (Claude Gensac), the widow of a highly regarded police colonel. When they meet, Cruchot falls instantly in love....

Louis, a nine-year-old boy from Paris, spends his summer vacation in a small town in Brittany. His mother Claire has lodged him with her girlfriend Marcelle and her husband Pelo while she's having her second baby. There Louis makes friends with Martine, the ten-year- old girl next door, and learns from her about life.