Fantomas är tillbaka. Nu utpressar han världens rikaste män och i en motattack försöker de locka honom till sig, genom att samlas på ett slott i Skottland. Dit bjuder man också kommissarie Juve, journalisten Fangor och hans flickvän Hélène. Kampen kan börja...

När mångmiljonären Bertrand får reda på att hans dotter är med barn kan han inte annat än ge samtycke till att hon gifter sig. Men när mannen han tror är hennes fästman - som för övrigt har förskingrat 60 miljoner francs - visar sig vara kär i en annan kvinna, som i sin tur utgett sig för att vara Bertrands dotter - då blir situationen knepigare. Och det är bara början...

Monsieur Septime är ägare till en av de mest prestigefulla restaurangerna i Frankrike. När en berömd kund försvinner dras Septime in i brottsliga förvecklingar...

The frozen body of Paul Fournier is discovered in Greenland where he had disappeared during a scientific expedition in 1905. Perfectly conserved he is brought back to life in the 1960s. His descendants take care of him: to spare him the cultural shock they behave so to make believe it's 1905 and they are his cousins, uncle...

När den stränge rektor Bosquirs äldste son underkänns i skolan och rymmer iväg på semester ihop med en whiskymiljonärs dotter, tvingas han ta till hårdhandskarna. Syndaren ska fångas in till varje pris och alla transportmedel är tillåtna – såväl racerbåt som vattenskidor, sportflygplan, hästkärra och drakflyg.

Mr Jo, nicknamed "the man with the Buick", is the darling of the small town of Honfleur. But he is in fact a trafficker with a bad reputation who would like to forget about his past, now limiting himself to smuggling rubies under the cover of a charitable organization which offers underprivileged children holidays in Switzerland. However, Mr. Jo is in love with a pretty widow and, in order to marry her, he is willing to get involved in a hold-up again. And "the man with the Buick", who seemed so honorable, will surprise the inhabitants of Honfleur when Inspector Menard reveals his secret activities.

Farbror Melker tvekar inte ett ögonblick när Pelle vill att han skall vara med och leka – en hel dag. Hela gänget från Saltkråkan beger sig till "Döda Viken", där det ligger ett gammalt fartyg… Farbror Melker delar in dem i Hajar och Hökar – och så är sjörövarkriget i full gång…

An art dealer wants to buy a Modigliani, which is tattooed on the back of an old soldier.

The Saint-Tropez police launch a major offensive against dangerous drivers. Marechal Cruchot (Louis de Funès) relishes the assignment, which he pursues with a manic zeal. Cruchot is after an offending driver, who turns out to be Josépha (Claude Gensac), the widow of a highly regarded police colonel. When they meet, Cruchot falls instantly in love....

A father, a mother and a baby are sitting at a table, on a patio outside. Dad is feeding baby his lunch, while mum is serving tea.

Guillaume has made it: A machine that can clean dirty air by simply sucking all dirt into air balloons and then shipping them far far away so his explanation. Some Japanese business guys, after dinner with a lot of alcohol, order 5,000 pieces. His only problem: His production capacity is way to small so he gets to produce the machines in his private house. His wife Bernadette is far from being happy about it. Her private life goes down the line so she decides to leave Guillaume and to finally have revenge she candidates for major against her husband...

A secret agent is dispatched to find a rare and valuable drug.

A writer accidentally shoots his blackmailer and tries to hide the body.

Shopkeeper Victor Garnier has naively invested his family's life savings in an African mine, on his banker's recommendation. When the mine is nationalized, rendering the stock worthless, he considers himself shamelessly robbed by the bank; it seems only fair to him to return the 'favor' and rob the bank, teaming up with the whole family as they were all duped. Even for professionals such an enterprise -he decides to dig a tunnel- is quite demanding, but for simple commoners it's daunting, as they also have their personal downsides; thus Victor's wife has a most unwelcome tendency to blurt out the truth, even to the grumpy local copper: a crazy risk when you need to keep a criminal plan secret.

In the teeming black markets of postwar Japan, Shozo Hirono and his buddies find themselves in a new war between factious and ambitious yakuza.

There is one thing that Nicole, who is soon turning fifty, would have loved to be spared, is to learn that the symptoms that have been ruining her life for some time are not those of a latent menopause, but those of a real pregnancy! What a drag…

Sprattelkungen Louis de Funés gör här sin mest berömda roll som den övernitiske och ständigt asförbannade gendarmen Cruchot. Med missionen att hålla medborgarnas bristande moral under upptuktelse hamnar Cruchot i den lössläppta semestermetropolen St. Tropez. Likt en rasande Kalle Anka på speed går han till attack mot festande ungdomar, nakenbadare och fartsyndare, men blir snart obehagligt medveten om vem som bär skulden till mycket av hans trubbel. Hans egen och ack så sexiga tonårsdotter....

Evan Evans är en dansant balettdirektör. I sitt stall har han fjorton av världens främsta och sexigaste balettflickor, som han vakar över dygnet runt likt en tvärilsk hönsmamma. Nåde den klåfingrige karl som kommer i närheten av dem! Ändå slår skandalen ner i truppen under deras långa turné genom Europa. Plötsligt finner Evan nämligen en bebis på sitt hotellrum medan förvecklingarna avlöser varandra på löpande band i denna komedi med härlig 70-talsatmosfär.

Charles Duchemin, a well-known gourmet and publisher of a famous restaurant guide, is waging a war against fast food entrepreneur Tri- catel to save the French art of cooking. After having agreed to appear on a talk show to show his skills in naming food and wine by taste, he is confronted with two disasters: his son wants to become a clown rather than a restaurant tester and he, the famous Charles Duchemin, has lost his taste!

Léonard Monestier owns a large fortune, alas his wife Cynthia made a bad investment in a worthless oil concession. Far from letting this get him down, Léonard decides to find a sucker to buy this concession from him. Right on cue appears Antoine Brévin, a befuddled billionaire who is very interested in Léonard's beautiful daughter Patricia and would do anything to win her hand...