Ben and Bill are the two worst, completely useless agents - real losers. But who else would you send on a super-difficult top-secret mission? The French have just sold a new high-power M51 rocket to the Russians for crazy money. Unfortunately for them, the rocket was hijacked before they could get it of their hands. However, not just any fool is up to neutralizing this threat, but only the craziest and most stupid of them can cope with such a task.

A man meets up with two "good guys" to recover what is unlawfully his, taking them on his whirlwind ride, doing things they never would have imagined, just to survive.

Mary är expert på övernaturliga fenomen. När hon utreder ett fruktansvärt mord hittar hon ett hus som hon tror är ett vägskäl för de döda, där deras själar ska välja väg och där de berättar sina historier. Hon tar dit sin elev, Simon, och de förlorade själarna hittar ett sätt att kommunicera med henne. De attackerar Simon, och ristar ord direkt på hans kropp...

George is the scapegoat of his classmates. One day he cracks and shoots them. His best and only friend Blaise is accused in his place and sentenced to 7 years in a psychiatric hospital. At the day of his release, Blaise realizes he only has one family: his best friend George. But he does not want to hear about his childhood friend, as he tries to integrate with the “Chivers” a gang whose members wear red jackets and boots, drink milk, drive sport trucks and play an incomprehensible and violent game that mixes cricket and mental arithmetic.

Eric and Ramzy are working as window washers at the Montparnasse skyscraper in Paris. Thinking that he has a date set up with beautiful executive Marie-Joelle (who in reality hates his guts), Ramzy stays at work late while Eric hangs around with him. As a result, the pair witness a gang of terrorists seize the tower and take its late-night occupants (including Marie- Joelle) hostage. Knowing that only they can save the day, Eric and Ramzy swing into action.

Someone is killing Parisians of Arab ethnicity. When an Algerian diplomat is murdered by the same assailant, two Algerian detectives are sent to help the French with the investigation and they have their own ways of doing things.

Året är 1765. Tillsammans med Dr. Livesey ger sig unge Jim Hawkins iväg från England ombord på ett skepp för att hitta skatten från Kapten Flint. Vad de två, till en början, är lyckligt ovetande om är att delar av Flints förra besättning, med John "Long" Silver i spetsen, är fripassagerare.

Fiona är en kanadensisk bibliotekarie som beger sig till Frankrike för att hjälpa sin 88-åriga moster Martha. Men när hon kommer fram är moster försvunnen, vilket bara är det första i en rad missöden och snurrigheter som drabbar henne.

Thomas Gardesse, a traveling alarm systems salesman, is arrested for a minor offense and sentenced to six months imprisonment. To win the respect of his fellow inmates, he claims he is "The Marquis," a brilliant robber whose identity has remained a mystery. Two weeks before his release, an armed robber named Quentin Tasseau helps him escape and takes him to Manila so he can take part in a robbery whose mastermind requires the talents of the Marquis.

Ernest Krakenkrick and Bachir Bouzouk are about to become pilots in the French army. But after the bad consequences of a test undertaken with the centrifuge, they are forced to give up their dream. They are eventually given the position of baggage handler at Orly-West Airport in Paris. But one night, there is a hostage-taking in the airport and the "Moustachious", a group of terrorists, take hold of the control tower.

Didier Travolta is a 40-year-old disco music fan who has no job, lives with his mother, and has a son he hasn't seen for a while. The mother of his son refuses to send him their son for the holidays unless he can offer him a real vacation, not just going to bars of the French port city of Le Havre. Penniless, the only way he can see his son is by winning a dance contest organized by his friend Jackson, with the prize of a vacation to Australia for two.

Leila, 16 år, vaknar sent varje morgon, men idag är det ingen som väcker henne. Var är hennes föräldrar? Hela grannskapet är tomt, alla är försvunna. Till slut träffar hon fyra andra ungdomar: Dodji, Yvan, Camille, och Terry. Tillsammans måste de försöker förstå vad som hände, och lära sig att överleva i denna fientliga värld. Men är de verkligen ensamma?

When Florence, his companion of five years, shocks him with the news that she's leaving him, moving to Miami and marrying another man, Arthur loses it. He follows Florence to all the way to Florida with plans to stop the wedding, which is set to take place in just a few days. Along the way, he crosses paths with Emilie, who is also heading to Miami, but unlike Arthur, is wanted by the police. As a result, Arthur gets stuck on an adventure he definitely never expected.

Dolph Springer wakes up one morning to realize he has lost the love of his life, his dog, Paul. During his quest to get Paul (and his life) back, Dolph radically changes the lives of others -- risking his sanity all the while.

David är 42 år men lever ganska ansvarslöst. Han tar sig genom livet med minsta möjliga motstånd och har ett förhållande med Valerie, en ung polis. En dag berättar hon att hon är gravid och samtidigt får han reda på en del av sitt förflutna. Tidigare var han spermadonator och det visar sig att han nu är pappa till 533 barn, varav många vill komma i kontakt med sin biologiske far.

Julie, a woman who is unlucky in love despite her bubbly demeanor. Her job at a bookstore takes an interesting twist when she discovers a book titled "Happiness Can Be Learned," and she sets out to fix her love life once and for all.

After his fiancée, Kate, dies in an accident on their wedding day, veterinarian Henry grows depressed. To help him move on, his sister has him visit psychic Ashley and gives her Kate's diary. Ashley uses the journal's details to convincingly deliver the fake message that Kate wants Henry to move on. However, Kate's ghost is watching over Ashley and Henry. Furious when they fall for each other, she vows to sabotage their relationship.

Jérémie, 34, wakes up in an apartment he doesn't know, next to a woman he doesn't know. She is Adna, a stunning Swedish woman who is as funny as she is sweet. Is this the beginning of a fairy tale? Not quite, since Jérémie is about to get married—to Antoine.

Oanvända scener från Jackass the Movie 2. Filmen visar inte enbart stunts, utan också Jackass-medlemmarnas kommentarer om deras liv som en "Jackass".

1940: During the chaotic running fights of the French army the 7th company disappears - nobody knows they've been taken captive. Only their scouting patrol, three witty but lazy guys, can escape and now wanders around behind the German lines. They'd like to just stay out the fights, but a Lieutenant urges them to use a captured truck to break through to their troops.